Memory is mysterious

day: 24

thing: A complete forgetting

So, I didn't make a Thing yesterday. Not only did I not make one, I completely forgot to think about one at all. For all of yesterday, this Thing-A-Day business did not exist in my world. I also did more work at school than I have all month. I do not think this is coincidence.

Two things I did yesterday that I am proud of are:

  • I went to school and did work that I was putting off solely because I was afraid of failing at it 
  • I helped tutor a friend for a hard math class, and was not only able to help her learn, but regained more confidence about my own math abilities (I have low math self-esteem). 

Perhaps I will try making my Thing school-related for the rest of the month. Shall I knit a book cozy? Shall I create a mixed media collage from an old textbook? Shall I enact a piece of inappropriate performance art in front of all my peers?

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Waxy early-blooming flowers that smell like lilac-lemon-angels

day: 23

thing: A prepared mystery cutting

I really wanted to bake some more dirt in the oven today, so I prepared another cutting. Actually that's not how it happened... I was walking to a friend's house and passed a bush whose flowers smelled amazing, so I snapped a part off of the base of the bush (stealing from the city!) and took it home. I prepped it the same way as I did this one. However this time, instead of putting it inside a paper cup, I put it inside a plastic one. Let's see if it rots because there are no drainage holes! Science.

prepped_twig greenhouse

Here's the mama plant:

they smell like lilac and lemon

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Making more roses

day: 22

thing: A prepared rose cutting

It's already past time to prune roses here, but I only managed to get around to it today (and didn't finish). It always seems a shame to throw away perfectly good chunks of plant. I decided to try to root a piece of rose cane, even though I know the success rate is low. The best thing about this Thing is that I did not look up how to properly start a rose cutting, even though I have a huge awesome book on plant propagation. It is true; I live on the edge.

Things that cuttings like:

  • high humidity 
  • sterile dirt
  • rooting hormone (although not necessary) 


First order of business... get a rose cutting. I chose this one because it's budding out and already has some leaves at the top. I figured it needed some way to get energy (besides the energy stored in the stem). I had to hose aphids off the baby leaves, because those bastards have already started hatching.

rose cutting

Next, I sterilized a bit of potting soil that's been sitting in a container on my back porch forever. (About 180F for 30 minutes, as recommended by the Internet for sterilizing dirt. As far as I'm concerned, sterilization doesn't happen with dry heat unless you subject it to 320F for 2 hours, but... this dirt isn't going in a wound, so whatever.) Also, by this point I had decided to use a paper coffee cup as a pot, which is definitely not sterile.

oven-sterilized dirt

I scored the stem of the rose cutting, removing long thin slices of the tough outer covering, and then rubbed rooting hormone into the wounds.

slicing through outer layer of stem putting rooting hormone powder on cuts

Lastly, I planted the cutting with the sterile dirt into the coffee cup, watered it (with non-sterile water, oh!), and made a tiny greenhouse for it, to keep the humidity up. You can make a greenhouse by turning a gallon bag upside down and closing it around the base of the pot. If you use a setup like this, it's very easy to do a sniff test when you take the bag off for watering-- if bacteria is building up in there, you will smell it. I hope I do not smell it this time.

gallon bag greenhouse

In case you're curious... the roses look like this:
autumn roses

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February Seattle Dr. Sketchy's

day: 21

thing: Sketches of a fancy lady

I drank too many cocktails and didn't draw very well. These are my two favorite sketches... the back of the head and some legs.

Pyra Sutra @ Dr. Sketchy's Pyra Sutra @ Dr. Sketchy's

In case you're wondering if my proportions are correct, yes, this model (Pyra Sutra) is a ballet dancer/teacher and actually has a nice curvy gluteal area. It was pretty cool. If you do not know what Dr. Sketchy's is, see here and here.

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Sort-of Replicant

day: 20

thing: A mess on my face

I have to admit this is another retroactively chosen Thing. I have been busy and uninspired. Probably uninspired because I'm using my creative energy on being busy.

On Day 20, I was getting ready for a costume party without a clear idea of a costume. I was planning on wearing a weird paper mask and was blacking my eyes so that they would look creepier under the mask, and then... I just kept going with the makeup. Richard saw what I was doing and said I looked like that Replicant chick from Blade Runner, so I tried to finish the look with a platinum wig and makeup across the bridge of my nose. I was using liquid eyeliner and black and purple mineral makeup, and that stuff just got everywhere and made my face look extremely strange. This photo creeps me out!

a mess on my face

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An ambiguous Thing

day: 19

thing: Something unmentionable

Dear Internet:

Due to the extremely confidential nature of the Thing I made (actually "did") yesterday, I can not talk about it. I apologize for the secretive nature of this project. Let it be known, however, that I rate Day 19's Thing as one of the better Things in this project.

Sincerely,
Jessie

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Merely squares

day: 18

thing: Drawing on graph paper

It is late. I am tired. I have been workin on the math things.

So hey hey hey, here are some squares:

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Black and gold pine box

day: 17

thing: A whiskey box painted in gold and black gesso

What crafty person doesn't like boxes? Oh, what a silly question that is.
Richard knew better than to throw out this box that his whiskey came in. He said, "Hey, do you want this box?" and I was like, "OH MAN YES, THAT IS A GREAT BOX!" It's probably made out of pine. Today I painted the outside black and the inside gold. What will go in this box? I experimented and found that it could contain both a can opener and a small plastic duckie. I did not try putting them in at the same time.


goldbox can hold a can opener goldbox can hold a tiny ducky

This is just the beginning.

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Totally a letdown

day: 16

thing: A mostly dried-out orange with old coffee grounds glued to it

Today I was checking out my fruit bowl, and found some old fruit. Softening pears, drying out oranges. Then I saw a bowl of remnant coffee grounds that had been sitting out on the counter for a couple days. Then I saw some glue. I was like, "I shall unite these things, and make my Thing for today". Once the glue had dried, I decided that I wanted to light the Thing on fire. I have no experience burning oranges and/or coffee grounds, so I asked for advice. Richard suggested brandy. This didn't work very well, I think because brandy has to be heated to be really flammable. Here is the orange:



Here is a video showing my burning attempt:

Coffee grounds may be antiglitter.

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Gnostic bus ride

day: 15

thing: Video of a ride on the 48 bus at dusk

I took this footage while on the 48 last night. Here is a google maps link showing the path over which the video was taken.

I could have posted this last night, on the actual Day 15, had there not been "insufficient space" on my laptop to render the video. I had to move a bunch of photos to our Drobo (which I think of as a Katamari ball of hard drive space, which is a horrible analogy). This morning, I rendered it, then made a small edit to the end of the video, after which I wasn't able to re-insert the clip I had just removed.

Oh Final Cut Express, I'll show you one day!

The musical accompaniment to the video is the second of Satie's Six Gnossiennes, "Avec étonnement". (I think "avec étonnement" means "with astonishment" or "all surprised-like".) You would know the first Gnossienne, "Lent". (Here, "Lent" means "slowly", not "a period of the liturgical year leading up to Easter".) It is a passionate dirgelike piece sparkling with all sorts of dissonance, and it has been used in about one million movies. When I listen to the Gnossiennes, I want to go have non-societally-sanctioned sex or commit acts of revenge or stand on a cliff in the wind with my dress blowing cinematically or drink laudanum and throw myself out a window or something. Check that shit out.

Oh yes, here is the video:

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